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Getting to know Ryan Steven Schweppe
April 7th celebrates the birth of Ryan Schweppe.
To mark this momentous occasion, we reflect on some of his notable achievements that most are not aware of.
As a humble and private young man, Schweppe attempted to keep his momentous exploits buried. It took seven experts weeks and $62,000 in travel expenses to compile this information. Their journey took these scholars to Africa, The Caribbean, Europe, and St. Louis, Missouri.
It is rumored that David Attenborough is slated to narrate a documentary entitled “Eros & Athena’s Child: The Schweppe Story.”
Comments from Co-Workers
“I weighed 140 lbs before I met Ryan Schweppe. Now I am a solid 230 that can dead lift 670 lbs. I owe this, and my spreadsheet making skills, to Schweppe.”
~ Paul Kienker
“He really helped me and my singing abilities. The man truly has the voice of an angel and the patience of a sage. I owe my entire singing career to you, Ryan.” *claps*
~ Jonny Moroni
“I thought 7 years of experience in account management taught me the skills I needed to survive. Holy s*#t, was I wrong. Schweppe has become a mentor in the workplace and in spirituality.”
~ Eric Noll
“Schweppe’s grammar is perfect and the man writes better than Hemmingway.”
~ Megan Harris
“He is a creative inspiration, opening thoughts and ideas that I thought only existed in fiction. Schweppe is a creative genius, laced with clever ideas. Would work with again, 5 stars!”
~ Michael Meininger
“He is what made me move back to St. Louis. I wanted to be near his magnetic personality and unrivaled skills.”
~ Matt Durham
“I have only known Schweppe for a few weeks but his elegance and grace are breathtaking. I hear Berlin and smell cherry blossoms every time he walks by.”
~ Jess Bushong
“Wow! Just wow!”
~ Chris Howard